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Fanboy Flirtation: 10 Dating Sites We’d Love to See

Dating site Cupidtino promises to bring Apple fanboys and girls together for awkward, Jobs-worshipping love. But why stop there? Here are 10 other fanboy dating sites that will take the world by storm.

By (@JRRaphael)

May 5, 2010

Cupidtino Fanboy Dating SiteOnline dating is about to get a whole lot dorkier.

The blogosphere’s been buzzing about Cupidtino, an apparent new dating site designed to help you meet the Apple fanboy or fangirl of your dreams. From the site’s home page:

“Cupidtino is a beautiful new dating site created for fans of Apple products by fans of Apple products! Why? Diehard Mac & Apple fans often have a lot in common — personalities, creative professions, a similar sense of style and aesthetics, taste, and of course a love for technology. We believe these are enough reasons for two people to meet and fall in love, and so we created the first Mac-inspired dating site to help you find other Machearts around you.”

In true Apple fashion, Cupidtino will allow only approved sexual positions on dates set up through its site. And since Steve’s a missionary-only kind of guy, trying to sneak in any cowgirl or doggy will definitely get you banned for life.

Ah, but we jest. In fact, we think Cupidtino’s a fantastic idea. So much so that we’ve come up with 10 other fanboy-specific dating sites we’d like to see. We think they could all be magical and revolutionary. Life-changing, even.

We apologize in advance.

Internal Explorers1. Internal Explorers

A casual-encounters-style site for Microsoft fanboys and fangirls looking to, shall we say, explore their systems’ backdoors.

2. MicroHeadBob

For MS fans more interested in oral expressions.

3. iNad Mini

A gay dating site for small-membered Apple enthusiasts.

4. Gaggle

A place for women to meet Android fanboys with extra-large… er… data cards.

5. FacialBook

Where the “pokes” always end with a splash.Gamer Girl Breasts

6. D&DoubleD

The motto: “You’ve never seen so many big-breasted gaming geeks in a single place.”

7. SexBox

A site where Xbox enthusiasts can mingle while playing exciting games like “Panty Raider,” “Crash Bandicooch,” and “Wonky Dong.”

8. A T&A

Hey, the four people who still like AT&T deserve a place to get their jollies.

9. RIM Dingleberry

Yup — exactly what you’re imagining.

10. Twatter

Because sometimes, 140 seconds is all you need.

(Twatter image courtesy ubuntard.com)

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