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Hump Day Hottie: Angelina Tracy

It might take two and a half men to handle Charlie Sheen’s bodacious new mistress.

By (@tynanwrites)

April 14, 2010

Why would TV star Charlie Sheen cheat on his lovely wife (and mother of at least some of his children) Brooke Mueller? We can think of two good reasons, and they both belong to Angelina Tracy. According to the tabloids, the star of "Two and a Half Men" has been seen skulking about wearing a false mustache and sneaking into the home of Tracy, described in various places as a "lingerie model and paid escort." (Because unpaid escorts are just sluts — not that there’s anything wrong with that.) Strangely, pictures of the highly gifted Ms. Tracy on the Web are scarce; we scraped this one off Facebook. (No, Charlie is not listed amongst her FB friends, but some other seriously hot women are. We’re waiting for her to accept our friend invite*.) So we think this is the Angelina Tracy. And if we’re wrong, well, we don’t want to be right.

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* As if.

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