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Wear a Condom, Save a Polar Bear

An environmental science group wants us all to have sex to help save endangered animals. This is one mission we can definitely get behind.

By (@JRRaphael)

April 9, 2010

Here’s an offer too good to refuse: Go have intercourse with the man/woman/vegetable of your choice. Then, as you bask in the afterglow, bask in the knowledge that you just helped save an endangered animal.

Indirectly, anyway.

Endangered Species CondomsSound crazy? Believe us, we know. When we first came across the Endangered Species Condoms project, we thought it was an April Fools’ joke. But we’re pretty sure now it’s the real deal.

The project, an effort of the Center for Biological Diversity, will result in hundreds of thousands of free “Endangered Species Condoms” being handed out across America. The goal is to get horny fornicators to think about “how unsustainable human population growth is driving species extinct at a cataclysmic rate.” While they’re putting on condoms.

Right. Because the fate of the polar bear is the first thing on every guy’s mind during that pivotal moment.

Hang on, though: It gets better. Check out some of the educational designs that’ll be featured on the Endangered Species Condoms’ packaging. We swear we aren’t making these up.

(Click any image to enlarge it to full-size.)

The Polar Bear

Polar Bear Condom

You know, carrying this sucker around might actually help you get laid. Just picture it: “Hey, baby. Wanna come home with me? Look: We can save polar bears together.”

The Snail Darter

Snail Darter Condom

The snail darter, eh? I think I tried that move on a girl once. It didn’t end well.

The American Burying Beetle

Burying Beetle Condom

This much is for sure: Refer to your penis as a “tweedle,” and your opportunity to use the condom will vanish faster than you can say “World Wildlife Foundation.”

The Jaguar

Jaguar Condom

Recommended for use with cougars.

You can see the full line of Endangered Species Condoms here. No matter how much you like the designs, though, remember this: Once it’s been used, it cannot be saved as a souvenir. No exceptions.

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