Polynesian God Smiles Down Upon the iPhone
You may own an iPhone. You might even have a cool protective iPhone case. But do you have one that’s the incarnation of the god responsible for inventing rum and women? We didn’t think so.
What do you give to the Apple fanboy who already has an iPhone? Why a Polynesian God to protect it, incarnated within a protective case sporting its own pair of ass cheeks.
TikiCase.com announces the release of a new phenomenon in iPhone cases. iTiki™ is a South Pacific deity from the north shore of Oahu, Hawaii, who protects iPhones from enemies.
iTiki is more than just the original tiki-based iPhone case. It’s the silicone incarnation of the same spirit who, according to legend, created the first woman. When he got thirsty, he invented really tasty rum drinks. Now the iTiki wants to protect your iPhone.
Hey, we’re down with the whole booze and female creation thing. (We’ll have a rum and poke to go, thanks.) And we’re huge fans of potent cocktails in coconut shells with little umbrellas stuck in them.
But, seriously dudes, what’s up with the butt?
You can view a video of the company’s founders interviewing women about the Tiki Case at the product launch party. If nothing else, you have to admire their creativity in pickup techniques. (Hey baby, want to see my phone’s ass?) Anything that helps schlumpy guys score is OK in our book.
No word yet whether the Apple iPad will receive similar protection from the pineapple gods.
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