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Hump Day Hottie: Heather McComb

The former Party of Five hottie can party with us any time she wants (just leave the other four at home)

By (@tynanwrites)

March 31, 2010

Love between aging teen stars is rarely smooth. And so it goes with this week’s hump day hottie, Heather McComb. The former teen actress ("Party of Five") dumped hubbie James Van Der Beek ("Dawson’s Creek") last year; now a judge has ruled that entitles her to $7750 a month in alimony. (Hey, it could have been worse. The Beek might have hooked up with Katie Holmes or Jennifer Love Hewitt and booked a one-way ticket to Crazy Town.) Sadly, there’s a disappointing paucity of photos displaying this sexy 33-year-old’s less fungible assets. Maybe when the support payments run out in 2012 she’ll need to get more down and dirty.

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