The TechList: 28.Mar.2010
Google makes China weep, Facebook fans are deep into sheep
1. Google. Uncensors Chinese search engine to prove it’s not evil. Incredibly naive, yes. Evil, no.
2. China. YouTube mysteriously redirected behind Great Firewall. Coincidence? Sure. Now snatch this pebble from my hand, grasshopper.
3. GameCrush. For $40 an hour Xbox dweebs can talk to females who aren’t their mothers. Even better: They won’t be told to clean their rooms.
4. Jesse James. His motto: Have tats, will tap. He must have to wear it in a sling after Hells Angels rallies.
5. Google Broadband. 600+ cities have hiked up their skirts to get Google to install a fiber net. No wonder they expect China to be a pushover.
6. Schmidt/Jobs. Coffee confab has Web in tizzy. Hey, Steve spent the night and Eric had run out of Starbucks. What’s the big deal?
7. Apple iPad. Shortages mean some fanboys won’t get theirs til April 12. Suicide hotlines have been set to high alert status.
8. George Hotz. iPhone hacker says iPad is already jailbroken. Soon he too will be chained to a desk in a dark windowless room.
9. Virgin Galactic. First commercial spacecraft goes round the world on maiden voyage. Next she’ll be attempting an anal docking maneuver.
10. Facebook. Associated with rise in syphilis cases. See what happens when you fuck sheep in Farmville?
Steve Jobs & Eric Schmidt at coffee courtesy of Gizmodo. Sheepish man image found at Bloggersbase.
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