Sweet China o’ Mine: The Song
Our take on the Google-China saga, set to the tune of Guns N’ Roses’ “Sweet Child o’ Mine.”
They’ve got some smiles that it seems to me
Are there for the sake of the tyranny
That tells them they can’t look at Internet porn, oh my
Now that Sergey’s expressed disgrace
The rest of the world is so keen to embrace
Google sayin’ so long
And waving Jintao bye-bye
Oh, oh oh oh, sweet China o’ mine
Oh, oh, oh, oh, sweet commies of mine
They’ve got spies and lots of supplies
To make sure you behave
And if you criticize their ways
You’ll feel their infinite pain
Their rule reminds me of Apple’s plan
To control every part of your life
And keep you from viewing anything
That resembles a breast or a thigh
Oh, oh oh oh, sweet China o’ mine
Oh, oh, oh, oh, sweet commies of mine
Go Daddy knows
Go Daddy knows now
Go Daddy knows
Go Daddy knows
Go Daddy knows now
Oh, Go Daddy knows now
Sweet Chi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i…
Chi-i-i-i-i-i-na…
O’ miiiiiiiiiiiiine
For more GNR-inspired silliness, click over to “Welcome to McDonald’s” next.
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