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Sweet China o’ Mine: The Song

Our take on the Google-China saga, set to the tune of Guns N’ Roses’ “Sweet Child o’ Mine.”

By (@jr_raphael)

March 25, 2010

Sweet China o' MineThey’ve got some smiles that it seems to me
Are there for the sake of the tyranny
That tells them they can’t look at Internet porn, oh my

Now that Sergey’s expressed disgrace
The rest of the world is so keen to embrace
Google sayin’ so long
And waving Jintao bye-bye

Oh, oh oh oh, sweet China o’ mine
Oh, oh, oh, oh, sweet commies of mine

They’ve got spies and lots of supplies
To make sure you behave
And if you criticize their ways
You’ll feel their infinite pain

Their rule reminds me of Apple’s plan
To control every part of your life
And keep you from viewing anything
That resembles a breast or a thigh

Oh, oh oh oh, sweet China o’ mine
Oh, oh, oh, oh, sweet commies of mine

Slash Guitar Solo

Go Daddy knows
Go Daddy knows now
Go Daddy knows

Go Daddy knows
Go Daddy knows now
Oh, Go Daddy knows now

Sweet Chi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i…
Chi-i-i-i-i-i-na…
O’ miiiiiiiiiiiiine

For more GNR-inspired silliness, click over to “Welcome to McDonald’s” next.

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