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The TechList: 23.06.09

Chinese censors back down not one sliver, iPhone’s daddy enjoys his new liver

By Dan Tynan

June 23, 2009

Canada Perez Hilton Punched1. Perez Hilton. Online gossip gets black eye from Black Eyed Pea. Now 3-month waiting list for other celebs wanting to punch out Perez.

2. Microsoft. Donates 8 meals to food banks for each IE8 download. MSFT’s next campaign: Use our browser or we’ll kill this kitten.

3. Buzz Aldrin. Moon-walking astronaut admits to history of alcoholism. Now we finally know how he got his nickname.

4. China. Sticks to Net filtering despite protests; mulls letting surfers trade two porn sites from list A for one political site from list B.

5. Steve Jobs. Bought a house in Tennessee just to get a new liver. Hope they didn’t give him Elvis’s old one by mistake.

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