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Welcome to McDonald’s; We Saw Her On Her Knees

A man is suing McDonald’s, claiming an employee published risqué pics of his wife after finding his phone in the store. Here’s the latest, sung to “Welcome to the Jungle.”

By (@jr_raphael)

July 31, 2009

Welcome to McDonald'sWelcome to McDonald’s; we’re not playing games.
Leave your phone in the dining room, we’ll put you to shame.
We’ll dig up all your dirty deeds.
Your wife down on her knees.
You know the pics we’re talking about.
Don’t even try to plead.

In McDonald’s, welcome to McDonald’s.
We saw her on her…sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees.
Oooh. She — she’s such a tease!

Welcome to McDonald’s; we travel our own road.
Find sex pics, pornographic flicks, and we click on “upload.”
We’ll post them on the Internet.
Yeah, that’s whatcha get.
If you leave your phone in here.
With photos of her wet.

In McDonald’s, welcome to McDonald’s.
We employ….muh, muh, many teens.
Oooh. They — they’ll spill the beans!

(Guitar interlude with sporadic whining and moaning by Mr. W. Axl Rose)

Welcome to McDonald’s; you can’t hold us to blame.
If you wanna sue us, buddy, good luck with the claim.
We’ll point you to the employee.
Yeah, man, he’s the key.
Go ahead, call the law on us!
The kid’ll enter the plea.

In McDonald’s, welcome to McDonald’s.
We saw her on her…sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees.
Oooh. Sayin’, “Oh, baby, please!”

Once you file, she’ll never
Ever wanna go down.
Down.
Down.
Down….

(Guitar solo with much awesomeness by Slash)

You know where you are? You’re in McDonald’s, baby.
We saw her thigh….

In McDonald’s, welcome to McDonald’s.
We saw her on her…sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees.
In McDonald’s, welcome to McDonald’s.
We employ….muh, muh, many teens.
In McDonald’s, welcome to McDonald’s.
We saw her on her…sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees.
In McDonald’s, welcome to McDonald’s.
We saw her on her —

We saw her going down!
Huh!

(Unfortunately, Axl didn’t return our calls, so we were unable to record a matching vocal track. Below, however, is “Welcome to the Jungle” with its original lyrics, both for your reference and for your rocking out enjoyment.)






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