Source: Next iPad Rumor May Be Delayed
Production problems could push back the launch of the next Apple iPad rumor. An issue with the fact-fabrication process is being blamed for the delay.
The next unsubstantiated rumor about Apple’s world-changing iPad may be delayed, according to sources familiar with the matter.
Over the past week, approximately 4,742 iPad-related reports have surfaced online. The rumors, in various forms, have indicated that the iPad is delayed, the iPad is not delayed, the iPad is kinda sorta maybe delayed, and the iPad got laid. (Hey, it has a 3.5-mm input jack. For some guys, that’s enough.)
Now, however, due to a slight hiccup in the process of fabricating information, future iPad rumors could be pushed back as far as four minutes. Previous iPad rumors had been released at the rate of one every 42 seconds.
The assclowns who make up all the iPad rumors were not immediately available for comment.
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