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Source: Next iPad Rumor May Be Delayed

Production problems could push back the launch of the next Apple iPad rumor. An issue with the fact-fabrication process is being blamed for the delay.

By (@jr_raphael)

March 4, 2010

The story you're about to read is not (entirely) true. It is, however, more accurate than most things on network television.

iPad DelayThe next unsubstantiated rumor about Apple’s world-changing iPad may be delayed, according to sources familiar with the matter.

Over the past week, approximately 4,742 iPad-related reports have surfaced online. The rumors, in various forms, have indicated that the iPad is delayed, the iPad is not delayed, the iPad is kinda sorta maybe delayed, and the iPad got laid. (Hey, it has a 3.5-mm input jack. For some guys, that’s enough.)

Now, however, due to a slight hiccup in the process of fabricating information, future iPad rumors could be pushed back as far as four minutes. Previous iPad rumors had been released at the rate of one every 42 seconds.

The assclowns who make up all the iPad rumors were not immediately available for comment.






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Comments

  • http://empoprise-bi.blogspot.com/ John E. Bredehoft (Empoprises)

    The rumor is that if Apple weren't so busy trying to sue Alexander Graham Bell for his communication device, Apple would have the time to sue you for spreading unsubstantiated rumors about unsubstantiated rumors.

    • http://www.esarcasm.com JR Raphael

      Hey, this stuff was practically as good as fact. Did you forget that it came from “sources familiar with the matter”?

  • http://www.esarcasm.com JR Raphael

    Hey, this stuff was practically as good as fact. Did you forget that it came from “sources familiar with the matter”?