Hump Day Hottie: Jessica White
Some women are just a work of art, with or without paint.
Nothing like a little body paint to make you wish for a sudden downpour. This 25-year-old swimsuit model extraordinaire graces the 2009 and 2010 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues, and we do mean grace. She’s also had bit parts in some music videos and soap operas. But it’s what Jessica isn’t that makes her so beguiling. Unlike Naomi Campbell, she doesn’t believe in beaning her personal assistants with any blunt instrument at hand. Unlike those skeezers at Florida A&M University, she hasn’t made a sex tape* (at least, as far as we know — and we’ve looked). All we can say is, White makes right.
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* Definitely NSFW, if that’s not already obvious. Don’t click this link if you’re planning to eat again today.
Images: Sports Illustrated, by way of somebody, we can’t remember any more.
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