The TechList: 20.Feb.2010
Tiger’s mea culpa hour; Google wants to sell us power
1. Tiger Woods. Apologizes to just about everybody, except the media and the six Hooters waitress he has yet to boff.
2. Google Buzz. Still apologizing for mess. At least they haven’t nailed 16,000 waitresses, nightclub skanks, and stretched-out porn queens.
3. Lower Merion. School officials spied on students via Web cams. It seems totally hot 17 yo girls are most likely to steal laptops. Who knew?
4. Apple. Bans all sex-related apps. Any women featured in iPhone apps must cover their heads & wear burkas.
5. Steve Jobs. OKs first official bio. Also bans any mentions of Google, Android, or sex.
6. Microsoft. Windows Phone 7 Series unveiled to mostly fabulous reviews. Next: Paris Hilton wins the Nobel Prize for Physics.
7. MicroHoo. DOJ finally approves Microsoft+Yahoo union. Good thing, cuz Yahoo is already way knocked up.
8. China. Two Chinese schools linked to Google hacks. Some kids will do anything to get an A.
9. InterWebs. 3/4 of online users surveyed say Internet makes us smarter. The rest say it produces more boobs. Who says you can’t have both?
10. Google. Gets OK to sell energy on open market. Because we might as well let the Chinese hack the power grid, too.
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