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Hump Day Hottie: Claudia Lynx

Meet the “Goddess of Persia.” Maybe those Iranians are on to something.

By (@tynanwrites)

February 17, 2010

Adios Angelina. Arriverderci Adriana. Manana Megan. This raven-haired, crystal-eyed, BJ-lipped beauty just replaced all of you on our fantasy hit parade. Who is she? This stunning 28-year-old Iranian actress has starred in such epics as Lady Magdelane’s, Succubus: Hell Bent, and Legion of the Dead. OK, maybe they’re not epics — but Claudia surely is. Nudes of Claudia are hard to come by (there are a handful of grainy screen captures, but be careful where you look for them). Still you’ll find an attractive selection of PG-rated shots of "the Goddess of Persia" on her fan site (and this one’s not bad either). We look forward to seeing a lot more of Claudia in the future.

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Comments

  • Sam

    She had loads of plastic surgeries. My bro went to her school, where her big nose was being laughed at… She's not what she seems. I heard she photoshops her childhood pics and screws Tito Jackson! O.O

    • ihatejealousstalkers

      Sam,
      I heard you're the psycho going around all over the internet talking shit about claudia and finding everything about her online and then commenting on any forum that has a post about claudia lynx. I know who you are
      :)
      loser!

      • Mandy

        Lol, and who are you? Claudia herself?? LOSERRRR

  • Sam

    She had loads of plastic surgeries. My bro went to her school, where her big nose was being laughed at… She's not what she seems. I heard she photoshops her childhood pics and screws Tito Jackson! O.O

  • ihatejealousstalkers

    Sam,
    I heard you're the psycho going around all over the internet talking shit about claudia and finding everything about her online and then commenting on any forum that has a post about claudia lynx. I know who you are
    :)
    loser!

  • Sam
  • stuckwitu

    Her life is a complete lie…She lives off with her brother like a parasite with no money and no projects. She goes to the coffee shop everyday with her equally parasite father….Nothing productive is going on with her at the moment and by the way shes back in Canada since she cannot find any job in California…. What a pity all lies..

    • http://esarcasm.com dantynan

      baby, if her life is a lie, I don't want to know the truth.

  • Carrie C. Marshall

    Man, she’s so common in real life! Her eyes are like dark brown and wears contacts. She’s cute, though. But nothing else! Cheers, folks! ;)

  • Carrie C. Marshall

    Man, she’s so common in real life! Her eyes are like dark brown and wears contacts. She’s cute, though. But nothing else! Cheers, folks! ;)

  • Frank

    Check out a site called The Real Face of Claudia Lynx. She is very disappointing.