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Hump Day Hottie: Brooklyn Decker

Oh Brooklyn, how we pine for you. Not the borough, the babe. Meet Sports Illustrated’s 2010 Swimsuit cover girl.

By (@tynanwrites)

February 10, 2010

The unveiling of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is like the High Holy Days here at eSarcasm HQ. This year, former Hump Day Hottie Brooklyn Decker graced the cover — inspiring us to honor her yet again as our favorite midweek treat. The good news: There’s plenty of Brooklyn to go around the Web — so much so that it proved hard (very, very hard) to pick just the right image. We spent hours at it. And in case you’re wondering, that map uni-kini is actually body paint. If that doesn’t make you want to study geography, nothing will. Once again we curse tennis brat Andy Roddick (aka Mr. Decker) for being the luckiest bastard on earth and say, Go Brooklyn.

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Photo: From SI via The Hollywood Gossip.

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