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Anonymous: Standing Up Down Under for Small-Breasted Women

The Web’s most infamous collective of prankster/protestors is taking on the Aussie government over the right to view nude flat-chested Sheilas. Good onya, mates!

By (@tynanwrites)

February 9, 2010

God bless Anonymous. Having completely wiped Scientologists from the face of the earth*, these mask-wearing friends of freedom have moved on to even loftier humanitarian goals: Nurturing the body-image concerns of small-breasted Australian women.

Also: Fighting for the right of Aussie men to whack off to faux kiddie porn.

Yes, the Anonymous collective is (are?) taking on the Australian government’s anti-porn laws. Per the press release re "Operation Titstorm":

Anonymous does not approve of the steps already undertaken by the Australian Government to control what their populous sees. Claiming to be cracking down on "simulated child pornography," many depictions of women with small breasts in pornography have been banned. Officials cannot claim that they believe the models in these movies are in fact underage, as the production the titles that have been affected are heavily regulated to ensure the age of the models. Instead they are relying on earlier ambiguous wording that allows pornography featuring models that "appear to be" under 18 years of age to be treated in the same manner as actual child pornography.

In other words, if you happen to be in Oz and express a fondness for viewing flat-chested women wearing pleated skirts, knee socks, and pigtails, you might as well be boffing Dakota Fanning. That’ll be 20 years on Devils Island for you, mate.

It goes on:

The repercussions of this censorship of a natural body type on the psyche of Australian women cannot be understated, but this is not Anonymous’ concern. The Australian Government will learn that one does not mess with our porn. No one messes with our access to perfectly legal (or illegal) content for any reason.

Damn straight. No one messes with our porn either, large breasted or otherwise. Not that we actually surf porn. Nope, not us. Certainly not that delightfully uninhibited Abby Winters site. Or this one. Or this. And most definitely not this one.

Yes, the plight of Sheilas with itty-bitty-titties is near and dear to our hearts. Thank you, Anonymous, for bringing it to the world’s attention.

We are Legion.
We do not Forgive.
We do not Forget.
We carry plenty of Kleenex.

Expect us.

* Give or take 8,000,000 of them.






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Comments

  • http://www.YourDoseofLunacy.com Monica Hamburg

    Now I'm no pornography connoisseur (OK, maybe I am), but isn't the same ban in place around the world re: small-penis males? ;)

    • http://esarcasm.com dantynan

      nope. there are no small penis males. it's like at starbucks — there's merely tall, grande, and OMG Venti!

      • http://twitter.com/_JonBaxter_ Jon Baxter

        I am soooo tweeting that, dantynan. Awsome observation.

        • http://esarcasm.com dantynan

          no problemo. but I want 10% in royalties.

          • http://twitter.com/_JonBaxter_ Jon Baxter

            10% of nothing is np. Besides, I attributed your handle to the quote; wouldn't want people thinking I'd grown a sense of humour ;)

      • http://www.YourDoseofLunacy.com Monica Hamburg

        I'll never look at Starbucks the same way again. The creepy grin I give people in line will now have some justification though.

  • http://www.YourDoseofLunacy.com Monica Hamburg

    Now I'm no pornography connoisseur (OK, maybe I am), but isn't the same ban in place around the world re: small-penis males? ;)

  • http://esarcasm.com dantynan

    nope. there are no small penis males. it's like at starbucks — there's merely tall, grande, and OMG Venti!

  • http://twitter.com/_JonBaxter_ Jon Baxter

    I am soooo tweeting that, dantynan. Awsome observation.

  • http://esarcasm.com dantynan

    no problemo. but I want 10% in royalties.

  • http://www.YourDoseofLunacy.com Monica Hamburg

    I'll never look at Starbucks the same way again. The creepy grin I give people in line will now have some justification though.

  • http://twitter.com/_JonBaxter_ Jon Baxter

    10% of nothing is np. Besides, I attributed your handle to the quote; wouldn't want people thinking I'd grown a sense of humour ;)