The TechList: 30.Jan.2010

1. Apple. Pretty sure they announced something this week, but damn if I can recall what it was. Nope, just not coming to me.

2. John Edwards. Now he has a sex tape? Always knew he secretly envied John Mayer, but we thought it stopped at the hair.

3. Twitter. Trending topic after the iPad announcement: iTampon (true). Because Apple always wants its users to ‘have a happy period.’

4. TechCrunch. Got hacked twice in one day. Add semi-literate hackers to the list of people who can’t stand Arrington.

5. Oracle. Finally finishes digesting Sun. Which is why that pellet Larry Ellison coughed up looks suspiciously like Scott McNealy.

6. Fujitsu. Could sue Apple over iPad name. StayFree, Kotex, and Massengill may soon follow.

7. McGraw-Hill. Axed from iPad event after CEO spilled the beans on TV. It could have been worse; he still has his thumbs.

8. Lingerieday. Twitter meme where tweeps post pics of their underwear. Some are hot; most are definitely not. Do not take with meals.

9. US Congress. Sites defaced by Brazilian hackers. See what happens when you let a non-American socialist take supreme power?

10. The Pope. Urges priests to blog, tweet, and use Facebook. Why not? They can’t spend all their time at NakedAltarBoys.com.

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