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Hump Day Hottie: Jenni Farley

Travel with us on a trip to the Jersey Shore. J-WOWW? And how.

By (@tynanwrites)

January 27, 2010

This buxom brunette is better known as "J-WOWW" (not to be confused with ShamWOW!, though both contain the same amount of inorganic material). One of the three stars of MTV’s hit reality TV show "Jersey Shore," Jenni loves muscle cars, motorcycles, and wearing the minimal amount of clothing possible without getting arrested. Now the 24-year-old is marketing her own line of barely-there clothing and, apparently, there are semi-nude (or, we should say, semi-nuder) pix of J-WOWW floating across the InterWebs. Her life dream: One day she hopes to model for Playboy. All we can say is, "Oh my gawwd."

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