Comments on: Apple: Screw Google — We’re with China http://www.esarcasm.com/10701/apple-screw-google-were-with-china/ Geek Humor Gone Wild Tue, 07 Feb 2012 02:33:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Jonny http://www.esarcasm.com/10701/apple-screw-google-were-with-china/comment-page-1/#comment-2716 Jonny Mon, 20 Jun 2011 18:22:00 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10701#comment-2716 Ah thanks! this is good confirmation why I don't make iPhone apps.  I guess it would be easy money, I mean, somebody made millions off of an app that makes the screen go blank right? that's one reason I won't do it: no challenge.  I would also be supporting communism and I would also be beaten to a bloody pulp for trying to work around API bugs anyway. $100 says Steve keeps a ten-story high shrine to Mao Tse-tung in an underground fortress. Ah thanks! this is good confirmation why I don’t make iPhone apps.  I guess it would be easy money, I mean, somebody made millions off of an app that makes the screen go blank right? that’s one reason I won’t do it: no challenge.  I would also be supporting communism and I would also be beaten to a bloody pulp for trying to work around API bugs anyway.

$100 says Steve keeps a ten-story high shrine to Mao Tse-tung in an underground fortress.

]]> By: Vincent Beers http://www.esarcasm.com/10701/apple-screw-google-were-with-china/comment-page-1/#comment-2284 Vincent Beers Mon, 13 Dec 2010 01:02:00 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10701#comment-2284 Why do I feel like this might as well *not* be sarcasm? Why do I feel like this might as well *not* be sarcasm?

]]> By: Nobody http://www.esarcasm.com/10701/apple-screw-google-were-with-china/comment-page-1/#comment-2021 Nobody Tue, 17 Aug 2010 17:31:33 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10701#comment-2021 I agree with the text content, but why is the poorly photoshoped picture with an indoor Job added to this outdoor scene? I agree with the text content, but why is the poorly photoshoped picture with an indoor Job added to this outdoor scene?

]]> By: ahkenaten http://www.esarcasm.com/10701/apple-screw-google-were-with-china/comment-page-1/#comment-1866 ahkenaten Wed, 07 Jul 2010 19:05:06 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10701#comment-1866 Google is coming. You can't stop them. They will lay waste to your most cherished demographics, destroying them and salting the Earth on which they stood and then they build new ones in their place. Even trying to stop it only adds to our inertia.<br><br>Microsoft is a lumbering dysfunctional state, run by some old fart like Gerald Ford. Apple is very much a secretive, fascist little island, run by Jim Jones.... <br><br>Google is the light. Google is a big tent. Google is a shiny, glimmering city that promises everyone a chance to sell their wares, invent, learn, explore the possibilities without fear of bureaucracy or intellectual theft.<br><br>Google is Athens in it's prime. We will colonize and infect the old cultures. We will build a new world. Google is coming. You can't stop them. They will lay waste to your most cherished demographics, destroying them and salting the Earth on which they stood and then they build new ones in their place. Even trying to stop it only adds to our inertia.

Microsoft is a lumbering dysfunctional state, run by some old fart like Gerald Ford. Apple is very much a secretive, fascist little island, run by Jim Jones….

Google is the light. Google is a big tent. Google is a shiny, glimmering city that promises everyone a chance to sell their wares, invent, learn, explore the possibilities without fear of bureaucracy or intellectual theft.

Google is Athens in it's prime. We will colonize and infect the old cultures. We will build a new world.

]]> By: BusterBrown http://www.esarcasm.com/10701/apple-screw-google-were-with-china/comment-page-1/#comment-1691 BusterBrown Thu, 06 May 2010 12:25:47 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10701#comment-1691 Glory to Apple and China! China has the head start but Apple is by no means out of the running. Glory to Apple and China! China has the head start but Apple is by no means out of the running.

]]> By: BusterBrown http://www.esarcasm.com/10701/apple-screw-google-were-with-china/comment-page-1/#comment-1482 BusterBrown Thu, 06 May 2010 08:25:47 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10701#comment-1482 Glory to Apple and China! China has the head start but Apple is by no means out of the running. Glory to Apple and China! China has the head start but Apple is by no means out of the running.

]]> By: Alex Geroulaitis http://www.esarcasm.com/10701/apple-screw-google-were-with-china/comment-page-1/#comment-1481 Alex Geroulaitis Thu, 06 May 2010 01:19:50 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10701#comment-1481 do Apple shareholders have anything to say? Oh, excuse me, I forgot, the regime's totalitarian. Long live Steve Jobs, our leader! do Apple shareholders have anything to say? Oh, excuse me, I forgot, the regime's totalitarian. Long live Steve Jobs, our leader!

]]> By: Zippy http://www.esarcasm.com/10701/apple-screw-google-were-with-china/comment-page-1/#comment-1339 Zippy Sat, 10 Apr 2010 09:59:27 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10701#comment-1339 well, well, wake! is the world, nothing else .... well, well, wake! is the world, nothing else ….

]]> By: justdisgusted http://www.esarcasm.com/10701/apple-screw-google-were-with-china/comment-page-1/#comment-1051 justdisgusted Fri, 26 Mar 2010 05:20:06 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10701#comment-1051 I will never buy another apple product again. I will never buy another apple product again.

]]> By: justdisgusted http://www.esarcasm.com/10701/apple-screw-google-were-with-china/comment-page-1/#comment-1003 justdisgusted Fri, 26 Mar 2010 01:20:06 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10701#comment-1003 I will never buy another apple product again. I will never buy another apple product again.

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