Comments on: eSarcasm Pulls Out of China http://www.esarcasm.com/10400/exclusive-esarcasm-pulls-out-of-china/ Geek Humor Gone Wild Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:20:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Stephanos Anton Ballmerfeld http://www.esarcasm.com/10400/exclusive-esarcasm-pulls-out-of-china/comment-page-1/#comment-777 Stephanos Anton Ballmerfeld Sun, 17 Jan 2010 12:38:32 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10400#comment-777 Microsoft supports China! We will obey the laws! We will even help rough up troublemakers! Microsoft supports China! We will obey the laws! We will even help rough up troublemakers!

]]> By: GastonP http://www.esarcasm.com/10400/exclusive-esarcasm-pulls-out-of-china/comment-page-1/#comment-771 GastonP Fri, 15 Jan 2010 22:08:12 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10400#comment-771 Hey, Gong Li is 43 years old! <br>We need Dr. Smartass to investigate how she does to keep so hot. Hey, Gong Li is 43 years old!
We need Dr. Smartass to investigate how she does to keep so hot.

]]> By: dantynan http://www.esarcasm.com/10400/exclusive-esarcasm-pulls-out-of-china/comment-page-1/#comment-770 dantynan Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:56:40 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10400#comment-770 I dunno. I'm pretty sure Wen Jiabao only had three #1 records and 2 grammy nominations, though he has sold 800 billion records. when the choice is 'buy my record or work on a rice farm for the next 30 years,' you can see why. I dunno. I'm pretty sure Wen Jiabao only had three #1 records and 2 grammy nominations, though he has sold 800 billion records. when the choice is 'buy my record or work on a rice farm for the next 30 years,' you can see why.

]]> By: billybaldwin0021 http://www.esarcasm.com/10400/exclusive-esarcasm-pulls-out-of-china/comment-page-1/#comment-769 billybaldwin0021 Fri, 15 Jan 2010 04:30:00 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10400#comment-769 dan & jr,<br><br>suggit! 5 #1's/ 10 million sold/ 4 grammy noms. you're a douche!! dan & jr,

suggit! 5 #1's/ 10 million sold/ 4 grammy noms. you're a douche!!

]]> By: JR Raphael http://www.esarcasm.com/10400/exclusive-esarcasm-pulls-out-of-china/comment-page-1/#comment-768 JR Raphael Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:23:15 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10400#comment-768 Damn it...we've been found out.<br><br>On a side note, I could really go for some chow fun right about now. Damn it…we've been found out.

On a side note, I could really go for some chow fun right about now.

]]> By: John E. Bredehoft (Empoprises) http://www.esarcasm.com/10400/exclusive-esarcasm-pulls-out-of-china/comment-page-1/#comment-767 John E. Bredehoft (Empoprises) Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:50:16 +0000 http://www.esarcasm.com/?p=10400#comment-767 I am certain that all of the tech pundits are going to praise eSarcasm to the heavens, and are going to emphatically claim that eSarcasm's actions demonstrate that eSarcasm is a friend of democracy, and has taken its brave stand as a way to demonstrate eSarcasm's commitment to freedom. After all, eSarcasm is universally identified with the phrase "screw no boll weevil," and this brave action demonstrates eSarcasm's commitment to the truth behind that statement. Or something.<br><br>Well, forgive me for being a contrarian, but I believe that the evidence clearly shows that eSarcasm is NOT pulling out of China because of any commitment to freedom or democracy. No, nothing of the sort. <br><br>What I believe is that either Dan or JR found an authoritative article warning of the dangers of MSG. For example, <a href="http://www.articleinspector.com/articles/20/1/BASIC-FACTS-ABOUT-MSG-Monosodium-Glutamate/Page1.html" rel="nofollow">this article</a> states the following:<br><br><b><i>The MSG manufacturers themselves admit that it addicts people to their products. It makes people choose their product over others, and makes people eat more of it than they would if MSG wasn't added. Not only is MSG scientifically proven to cause obesity, it is an addictive substance. Since its introduction into the American food supply fifty years ago, MSG has been added in larger and larger doses to the pre packaged meals, soups, snacks, and fast foods we are tempted to eat every day. The FDA has set no limits on how much of it can be added to m food. They claim it's safe to eat in any amount. But how can they claim it's safe when there are hundreds of scientific studies with titles like these: 'The monosodium glutamate (MSG) obese rat as a model for the study of exercise in obesity.' Gobatto CA, Mello MA, Souza CT, Ribeiro IA. Res Commun Mol Pathol Pharmacol. 2002.</i></b><br><br>After reading something like that, it's a no-brainer that eSarcasm management would choose to cut ties with the evil providers of MSG - merely out of a sense of self-preservation. But the tech illuminati, with their poisoned minds, are unable (or unwilling) to admit this.<br><br>I'd write more, but I have to arrange to buy some gold and a ten-year supply of jerky for my mountain hideaway. I am certain that all of the tech pundits are going to praise eSarcasm to the heavens, and are going to emphatically claim that eSarcasm's actions demonstrate that eSarcasm is a friend of democracy, and has taken its brave stand as a way to demonstrate eSarcasm's commitment to freedom. After all, eSarcasm is universally identified with the phrase “screw no boll weevil,” and this brave action demonstrates eSarcasm's commitment to the truth behind that statement. Or something.

Well, forgive me for being a contrarian, but I believe that the evidence clearly shows that eSarcasm is NOT pulling out of China because of any commitment to freedom or democracy. No, nothing of the sort.

What I believe is that either Dan or JR found an authoritative article warning of the dangers of MSG. For example, this article states the following:

The MSG manufacturers themselves admit that it addicts people to their products. It makes people choose their product over others, and makes people eat more of it than they would if MSG wasn't added. Not only is MSG scientifically proven to cause obesity, it is an addictive substance. Since its introduction into the American food supply fifty years ago, MSG has been added in larger and larger doses to the pre packaged meals, soups, snacks, and fast foods we are tempted to eat every day. The FDA has set no limits on how much of it can be added to m food. They claim it's safe to eat in any amount. But how can they claim it's safe when there are hundreds of scientific studies with titles like these: 'The monosodium glutamate (MSG) obese rat as a model for the study of exercise in obesity.' Gobatto CA, Mello MA, Souza CT, Ribeiro IA. Res Commun Mol Pathol Pharmacol. 2002.

After reading something like that, it's a no-brainer that eSarcasm management would choose to cut ties with the evil providers of MSG – merely out of a sense of self-preservation. But the tech illuminati, with their poisoned minds, are unable (or unwilling) to admit this.

I'd write more, but I have to arrange to buy some gold and a ten-year supply of jerky for my mountain hideaway.

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