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Hump Day Hottie: Heidi Montag

This reality TV star and Playboy model makes plastic look fantastic.

By (@tynanwrites)

January 13, 2010

If there’s one thing we can’t stand, it’s a hot chick who’s a total fake. Which is why reality TV star Heidi Montag is this week’s Hump Day Hottie. The 23-year-old veteran of "The Hills" is 100 percent genuine — well, except for her boobs, her brows, her neck, her nose, her cheeks, her chin, and of course her waist-hips-thighs-and-ass. According to People magazine, she had most of that done in a single 10-hour session under the knife. (Those drive-through plastic surgery salons are truly amazing, no?) You certainly can’t argue with the results. Or to to put it another way: She’s still at least 16 percent more human than Roxxxy the Sex Robot and roughly 22 percent more than Tila Tequila. We truly admire her motto: If you got it flaunt it; and if you don’t got it, charge it.

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Photo: Playboy by way of Moon Dog Sports.






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