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Hump Day Hottie: Cristina Warthen

Can someone please lend this poor girl $25,000? She’s prosti–err, destitute.

By (@tynanwrites)

June 17, 2009

cristina_warthen_escort_lawyerWho makes more per hour, a high-class escort or a Stanford Law School grad? There’s only one person who knows for sure, and that’s Cristina Schultz Warthen, who happens to be both – as well as this week’s Hump Day Hottie. Now married to millionaire David Warthen, Cristina may be better known to her clients by the name “Brazil” (Oh Rio, Rio by the Sea-o). At the moment, the Brazilian bombshell owes the IRS $25K in back taxes, which is not to be confused with taxes she accrued while working on her back. And with in the toilet, revenue wise, she’s apparently in need of some help. We can think of at least two reasons to lend her a hand.

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