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Hump Day Hottie: Jasmine Lennard

The forecast for this would-be supermodel: cloudy with a chance of nipples.

By (@tynanwrites)

January 6, 2010

Jasmine_Lennard_forecast cloudyA dead heiress, a hot lesbian affair, high-end lingerie, and Twitter — it’s like a script churned out by a Hollywood hack. Only in the case of today’s Hump Day Hottie, wannabe-supermodel Jasmine Lennard, it’s all true-life drama. Lennard is the third party in a triangle between reigning Web slut Tila Tequila and her deceased fiance, Casey Johnson . It seems Lennard had accused the dead Johnson & Johnson heiress of breaking into her home and stealing dainty underthings costing $25,000. (I’d like a quick show of hands: Anyone else out there own $25K worth of BVDs? Just checking.) Meanwhile Tila is very publicly mourning her “beautiful wifey” on Twitter while trash-talking Lennard — or, as Tequila called her, “That evil devil… who pressed charges against my beautiful Wife over a pink sweater.” Beautiful wifey’s alleged “dying wish,” per Tequila: to post an unflattering pic of Lennard on TwitPic. (Interestingly, that tweet and the photo have subsequently disappeared.) Ah, the super life of supermodels. More pix of a gaudily underdressed Lennard can be found here and also here.

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