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Hump Day Hottie: Jasmine Lennard

The forecast for this would-be supermodel: cloudy with a chance of nipples.

By (@tynanwrites)

January 6, 2010

Jasmine_Lennard_forecast cloudyA dead heiress, a hot lesbian affair, high-end lingerie, and Twitter — it’s like a script churned out by a Hollywood hack. Only in the case of today’s Hump Day Hottie, wannabe-supermodel Jasmine Lennard, it’s all true-life drama. Lennard is the third party in a triangle between reigning Web slut Tila Tequila and her deceased fiance, Casey Johnson . It seems Lennard had accused the dead Johnson & Johnson heiress of breaking into her home and stealing dainty underthings costing $25,000. (I’d like a quick show of hands: Anyone else out there own $25K worth of BVDs? Just checking.) Meanwhile Tila is very publicly mourning her “beautiful wifey” on Twitter while trash-talking Lennard — or, as Tequila called her, “That evil devil… who pressed charges against my beautiful Wife over a pink sweater.” Beautiful wifey’s alleged “dying wish,” per Tequila: to post an unflattering pic of Lennard on TwitPic. (Interestingly, that tweet and the photo have subsequently disappeared.) Ah, the super life of supermodels. More pix of a gaudily underdressed Lennard can be found here and also here.

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Comments

  • JOHN

    Jasmine Lennard, the “Underwear Victim” is a liar. http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/e

    Jasmine Lennard was the one that pressed charges against Casey.. .after Jasmine was in bed with Courtenay Semel and they (Jasmine & Court) were “getting back” at their mutual ex Casey.

    Courtenay gave interviews (one of them: http://www.eonline.com/videos/v48807_Raw__Court… ) saying that Casey is an awful person and that Courtenay wants Casey out of her life forever. There are also videos on X17 of Courtenay saying bad things of Casey. Courtenay ACTUALLY set Casey's hair on fire and beat her up at one point. Courtenay doesn't even publically deny that.

    Jasmine Lennard and Courtenay Semel were NOT “friends' with Casey. When Casey was cut off, Courtenay wanted nothing to do with her. Courtenay Semel called page six all the time over the years to leak things only she would know of Casey Johnson to publically humiliate Casey.

  • Laura from LA

    Jasmine Lennard is an LA escort who tries to leech on celebrities. She tipped the paparzzi to frame Simon Cowell and then demanded a heavy paycheck from him to keep her mouth shut. She is a nasty, dirty little girl. She is the one who betrayed Casey, and wanted to press charges EVEN THOUGH she got all her possessions back (is this how a REAL friend acts?). She has had a ton of plastic surgery, including a boob job, botox and extensive amounts of BOTOX in her lips.

    • http://esarcasm.com dantynan

      you wouldn't be liskula cohen by any chance, would you? just wondering.

  • Eric

    Jasmine and Courtnay are evil little girls. Now Jasmine says she will watch over Ava, Caseys daughter? As if the Johnson empire would let that skank close to the child! She is just blabbing to the media, and getting publicity out of Casey's death. Everyone involved in this situation is sad, and im scared of Courtnay she is the most hideous looking beast i've seen in a loooong time!

  • Eric

    Jasmine and Courtnay are evil little girls. Now Jasmine says she will watch over Ava, Caseys daughter? As if the Johnson empire would let that skank close to the child! She is just blabbing to the media, and getting publicity out of Casey's death. Everyone involved in this situation is sad, and im scared of Courtnay she is the most hideous looking beast i've seen in a loooong time!