The Facebook billionaire has renounced his United States citizenship just days before an IPO that will make him one of the richest humans on the planet. An eSarcasm special report.
Dear Google: Please acquire these 12 companies. It would provide great comic relief. Love, eSarcasm
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What you don’t know about your profile picture could hurt you. Dr. Smartass lays bare what men and women really want to see when it comes to self-promoting snapshots.
BLOWW? DILDO? ASSBAG? WTF? This is what happens when morons coin your acronyms. Here are 15 terse-yet-ridiculous names that really need to change.
From him staring at other women’s tweets to her “liking” other guys’ things, relationships in the social networking era can be tough to navigate.
Think those Groupon Super Bowl commercials were bad? Just wait till you see what the company’s up to now.
Heaven must be missing an angel. Fortunately, heavenly Rhea can be found right here.
In a tearful farewell, the lovable pitch lizard suspends his presidential campaign but vows to continue the fight for lower auto insurance. Only on eSarcasm.
Google’s “Project Glass” high-tech specs augment reality in ways even Google won’t talk about. Here’s the real story behind them. An eSarcasm original.
Award-winning site abandons geek humor for Viagra sales. An eSarcRx exclusive.
Research by the Phew Group indicates that the majority of Netizens are jerks, dickwads, or total flaming assholes. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Genetically engineered compromise candidate captures more than 90 percent of the vote in Alabama, Mississippi, and Hawaii. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Using genetic engineering, the GOP plans to combine the best features of its presidential candidates to defeat Obama in November. Meet the next president of these United States, McNewt Romtorich.
The popular talk radio host suffered a close call with a near-apology experience yesterday, but escaped unscathed. An eSarcasm exclusive.
eSarcasm has uncovered a series of Sarah Palin emails detailing how Senator John McCain chose her as his running mate. What we found there chilled us to the bone. Prepare yourselves for a shock.
Men don’t like wearing condoms. Drunk girls are more likely to put out. Thank God scientists reached groundbreaking conclusions like these during the months of 2009.
Think Twitter is only four years old? History’s greatest figures have been tweeting for centuries. Here’s what Jesus, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, & others had to say (in 140 characters or less).
A new study concludes that being forced to hang around gorgeous women does bad things to men. Where can we sign up for one of those studies?
Air defense command officials say a nuclear missile narrowly avoided taking out Father Christmas this morning as he delivered toys to the children of the Far East. Google may be to blame.
We’re launching a campaign to seek out and identify the world’s worst Certified Facebook Douches. Can you help?
What do contraception, male love juice, John Madden and barley loaves have in common? We were hoping you could tell us. Join us for a long strange trip into our reader mailbag.
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