BREAKING: Dr. Stanley Dorkus to Join Venture Capital Firm
Sex advisor to the stars takes on new role as financial advisor to the startups. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Sex advisor to the stars takes on new role as financial advisor to the startups. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Forget those old lists of outdated back-to-school advice — these are the tips today’s teens really need before heading back to the classroom.
He’d be out there pitching Windows Phone 7 handsets. Here’s how that might go, to the tune of Green Eggs & Ham. (Warning: Not safe for kiddies or excessively mature adults.)
Scientists have discovered the first known species of completely asexual ants. So why’d the lady crawlers decide to dispense with dudes? We sit down with the queen to find out.
Just take this quiz and find out. Don’t worry, there are only 8 questions and they’re all multiple choice. Also: If you don’t, the terror — err, socialists — will win. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Who knew Apple’s holy iPad was a softcore porn star on the side? We sure didn’t — not until we saw this video, anyway.
Thanks to a massive decrease in usage, the U.S. government says RIM’s BlackBerry phone — aka the CrackBerry — is no longer a target in the war on drugs.
Who needs waterboarding when you have Microsoft PowerPoint? Here’s a look at how everyone’s favorite presentation software was really meant to be used.
If you thought Zuckerberg’s hoodie insignia was weird, just wait till you see the new set of signs Facebook ordered to mark its 500-million-member milestone this week.
But don’t worry, they probably will. If it can fit into some kind of ‘listicle’, it will find its way to BuzzFeed. It’s really just a matter of time.
It’s true: Microsoft is building its own smartwatch — and only eSarcasm has an early look at the device’s groundbreaking UI.
Citing boredom and a desire to move on, Google says it plans to pull the plug on the Interent later before the end of summer. Exclusivo para eSarcasm.
Bill Gates is working on the next generation of condoms (yes, seriously) — and only eSarcasm has the skinny on how the high-tech rubbers will revolutionize sex as we know it.
Searching for Internet Porn isn’t just the US national past time. NSFW search site PornMD has detailed how people the world over get their stiffies. FYI: Kentucky is a lot gayer than you think.
As the Vatican ponders who will succeed Pope Benedict XVI, please allow us to make a few suggestions.
Ground-breaking technology may enable iPhone users to locate nearby floozies within a three-mile radius, or extremely small hussies at great distances. Only on eSarcasm.
The New Oxford American Dictionary says “unfriend” is the word of the year. We say “douchebaggery,” “iBoner,” and “twhoring” should have been considered.
eSarcasm is pleased to announce the renewed endorsement of Jesus Christ for the year 2010 A.D. “We feel like our business has been resurrected,” the site’s founders say.
Scientists have discovered the first known species of completely asexual ants. So why’d the lady crawlers decide to dispense with dudes? We sit down with the queen to find out.
Today you’re on top of the blogosphere. Tomorrow you’ll wake up to find you’ve been replaced by a software routine. eSarcasm interviews the bot behind it all, Dr. Al Gorithm.
Just take this quiz and find out. Don’t worry, there are only 8 questions and they’re all multiple choice. Also: If you don’t, the terror — err, socialists — will win. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Following a brief hiatus from public life, that chick from Hanson has announced she will take part in a groundbreaking demonstration of new gender-sensing technology.
Industry insiders are fuming over a new report that finds video games don’t have enough minority characters. “Why should only white men be virtually maimed?” the Characters Union asks.