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BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg Abandons US, Becomes Swiss Citizen

BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg Abandons US, Becomes Swiss Citizen

The Facebook billionaire has renounced his United States citizenship just days before an IPO that will make him one of the richest humans on the planet. An eSarcasm special report.

12 More Companies Google Should Acquire

12 More Companies Google Should Acquire

Dear Google: Please acquire these 12 companies. It would provide great comic relief. Love, eSarcasm

Six Geeky Products You Won’t Want to Miss

Six Geeky Products You Won’t Want to Miss

Seems like every tech company is coming out with non-tech products. From Facebook-inspired body spray to Apple’s magical iGlove, here are six hot products you’ll soon be seeing.

The Secret to a Sexy Profile Picture

The Secret to a Sexy Profile Picture

What you don’t know about your profile picture could hurt you. Dr. Smartass lays bare what men and women really want to see when it comes to self-promoting snapshots.







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What the Frak: When Acronyms Attack

What the Frak: When Acronyms Attack

BLOWW? DILDO? ASSBAG? WTF? This is what happens when morons coin your acronyms. Here are 15 terse-yet-ridiculous names that really need to change.

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iToons: Meet the Social Media Marriage Counselor

iToons: Meet the Social Media Marriage Counselor

From him staring at other women’s tweets to her “liking” other guys’ things, relationships in the social networking era can be tough to navigate.

iToons: Groupon’s Controversy Gets Worse

iToons: Groupon’s Controversy Gets Worse

Think those Groupon Super Bowl commercials were bad? Just wait till you see what the company’s up to now.

Hump Day Hottie: Rhea Durham

Hump Day Hottie: Rhea Durham

Heaven must be missing an angel. Fortunately, heavenly Rhea can be found right here.

Hump Day Hottie: Ines Sainz

Hump Day Hottie: Ines Sainz

How we long to be in that number when this Sainz comes marching in

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Geico Gecko Drops Bid for Republican Nomination

Geico Gecko Drops Bid for Republican Nomination

In a tearful farewell, the lovable pitch lizard suspends his presidential campaign but vows to continue the fight for lower auto insurance. Only on eSarcasm.

Google’s New Goggles Reveal More Than You Think

Google’s New Goggles Reveal More Than You Think

Google’s “Project Glass” high-tech specs augment reality in ways even Google won’t talk about. Here’s the real story behind them. An eSarcasm original.

eSarcasm to Relaunch as Web Pharmacy

eSarcasm to Relaunch as Web Pharmacy

Award-winning site abandons geek humor for Viagra sales. An eSarcRx exclusive.

New Study Reveals More Than 50% of Internet Users Are Assholes

New Study Reveals More Than 50% of Internet Users Are Assholes

Research by the Phew Group indicates that the majority of Netizens are jerks, dickwads, or total flaming assholes. An eSarcasm exclusive.

McNewt Romtorich Sweeps the South!

McNewt Romtorich Sweeps the South!

Genetically engineered compromise candidate captures more than 90 percent of the vote in Alabama, Mississippi, and Hawaii. An eSarcasm exclusive.

Republicans to Clone Compromise Candidate

Republicans to Clone Compromise Candidate

Using genetic engineering, the GOP plans to combine the best features of its presidential candidates to defeat Obama in November. Meet the next president of these United States, McNewt Romtorich.

Rush Limbaugh Apologizes for Almost Apologizing

Rush Limbaugh Apologizes for Almost Apologizing

The popular talk radio host suffered a close call with a near-apology experience yesterday, but escaped unscathed. An eSarcasm exclusive.


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EXCLUSIVE: The Missing Sarah Palin eMails

EXCLUSIVE: The Missing Sarah Palin eMails

eSarcasm has uncovered a series of Sarah Palin emails detailing how Senator John McCain chose her as his running mate. What we found there chilled us to the bone. Prepare yourselves for a shock.

The Stupidest Sex Studies of 2009

The Stupidest Sex Studies of 2009

Men don’t like wearing condoms. Drunk girls are more likely to put out. Thank God scientists reached groundbreaking conclusions like these during the months of 2009.

12 Great Tweets Throughout the Ages

12 Great Tweets Throughout the Ages

Think Twitter is only four years old? History’s greatest figures have been tweeting for centuries. Here’s what Jesus, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, & others had to say (in 140 characters or less).

This Just In: Beautiful Women Are Hazardous to Your Health

This Just In: Beautiful Women Are Hazardous to Your Health

A new study concludes that being forced to hang around gorgeous women does bad things to men. Where can we sign up for one of those studies?

NORAD Accidentally Fires on Santa

NORAD Accidentally Fires on Santa

Air defense command officials say a nuclear missile narrowly avoided taking out Father Christmas this morning as he delivered toys to the children of the Far East. Google may be to blame.

Are You a Certified Facebook Douche?

Are You a Certified Facebook Douche?

We’re launching a campaign to seek out and identify the world’s worst Certified Facebook Douches. Can you help?

Avoid the Condoms, Stick With the Barley Loaf

Avoid the Condoms, Stick With the Barley Loaf

What do contraception, male love juice, John Madden and barley loaves have in common? We were hoping you could tell us. Join us for a long strange trip into our reader mailbag.