Apple Sues Google For Stealing Stuff It Just Invented
Google stole tons of new features from iOS 7, Apple says, and put them into Android products three years ago. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Google stole tons of new features from iOS 7, Apple says, and put them into Android products three years ago. An eSarcasm exclusive.
Think you know tech lingo? You’re probably wrong. From “social media expert” to “pwning a n00b,” our superaccurate translation machine reveals the real meaning of all your favorite tech phrases.
Fast cars? Frosted tips? Foxy babes? Yep — looks like the Internet is having a midlife crisis as it creeps up to the big 4-0 this week.
A new online game attempts to teach teens about sex using characters like The Sperminator, Wonder Vag, and Willy the Kid. Yes, really.
We’ve totally flipped over Filippa; she’s a prize at twice her size
Twitter’s new design is about increasing interaction — but not in the way you might think.
Somebody please read us our Miranda rights, we’ve got something we need to be held against us.
Sex advisor to the stars takes on new role as financial advisor to the startups. An eSarcasm exclusive.
But don’t worry, they probably will. If it can fit into some kind of ‘listicle’, it will find its way to BuzzFeed. It’s really just a matter of time.
It’s true: Microsoft is building its own smartwatch — and only eSarcasm has an early look at the device’s groundbreaking UI.
Citing boredom and a desire to move on, Google says it plans to pull the plug on the Interent later before the end of summer. Exclusivo para eSarcasm.
Bill Gates is working on the next generation of condoms (yes, seriously) — and only eSarcasm has the skinny on how the high-tech rubbers will revolutionize sex as we know it.
Searching for Internet Porn isn’t just the US national past time. NSFW search site PornMD has detailed how people the world over get their stiffies. FYI: Kentucky is a lot gayer than you think.
As the Vatican ponders who will succeed Pope Benedict XVI, please allow us to make a few suggestions.
If Microsoft can create its own “study” to prove its product is better than the competition — well, damn it, we can do the same thing.
Governing body says it needs more time to research creating a new domain exclusively for online porn. Can it please just get some privacy? Is that too much to ask?
Snuggle up to your screen and get ready to unleash all sorts of shenanigans with these 15 high-tech office pranks. Our apologies in advance to your friends and co-workers.
Searching for Flavor Flav on the Web poses virtually no danger of contracting malware, security analysts say. “Quite frankly, no one gives a rat’s ass about that guy,” one engineer explains.
More than a decade after issuing its famous “Don’t be evil” directive, Google decides to go all in with Satan. Their new corporate motto? We Own Your Ass.
In a Washington Post op-ed, CEO Mark Zuckerberg promises to right Facebook’s privacy wrongs. We obtained an early draft of that essay that tells a slightly different story.
Google and Hitachi have launched “similar image” searches that promise to redefine… we’re not sure what. But we messed around with them to see what happened. Prepare to be amazed.